shazzamac


when a sneaky individual sharts in mcdonald’s and fails to own up to the deed, then after some time this yellow excrement is then mistaken for spilled mccurry sauce by a second sneaky individual and is licked up while n-body is looking. this commonly results in a puddle of diarrhoea and vomit on the mcdonald’s stool/ bench, known as a ‘shazzamac’.
girl: omg the smell of friggin pickles from your big mac makes me sick.
boy: that smell is no big mac that’s a shazzamac fo sho.
girl: ew i just put my hand in it

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