Shdazzle
a phrase used when a woman has to take a sh-t at a guys house.
is there a different bathroom i can use? i don’t want to shdazzle in the guest bath.
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- Chode Burn
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when someone does something that’s makes it too unfair to embar-ss or joke about them about it. obama: “hey joe, i just won the n-bel peace prize!” biden: “really? and for not doing anything either!” obama: “really…seriously joe? did you really have to swing at the softball pitch?”
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