she-poet
a sub-genre of a predominantly male “instapoets” demographic on instagram that focus on the topic of womanly l-st and desires, mostly from the perspective and interpretation of the male narrative figure. not to be confused with misogynists, the she-poet yearns to obtain a metaphysical connection between a current and/or past love interest through a narrow-minded view of life or literary prowess. usually implements trite similes and metaphors including, but not limited to: whiskey, galaxies, chaos, love, light, oceans, scars, kisses, etc. a typical “she-poem” is equivalent to one short stanza.
“whoa, this she-poet has 500k followers! he must be amazing and get all the women.”
“she-poets are a mockery to all that is literary and artistic. you f-cking don’t wanna be one.”
there is an army of she-poets on instagram. with big swooping swords. smooth silver-tongued valentines sitting by their typewriter font apps. they make the ladies wet with their 4-liners.
“just commented on she-poet’s new poem. hope he sends me a d-ck pic tonight. a j-zzy one.”
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