She wants the D
lit., “she wants the d-ck”, a way of saying that a female wants your p-n-s in her hand or in one of her orifices. the amount that a female “wants the d” can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:
x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does not want the d-ck (and never will).
note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the d-ck.
a = how much she (the subject of interest) wants the d-ck
for z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )
for z > 0, a = ( 0 – z )
for z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )
lopez's law:
for z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the d-ck that much.
baker's law:
for z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the d-ck, she may want you to work for it, and will want the d-ck more at a future time, although not currently.
“she was laughing at all your jokes. she wants the d.”
when a chick wants your c-ck in and around her mouth/v-g-n-.
“fool, she wants the d”
“yeah, i’d let her”
a girl that is need of s-xual intercourse
look at that aussie girl
she wants the d
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