sheard
of or about, describing the likes of a sh-tty beard. sh-tty + beard = sheard
“dude, take a look at that sheard.”
“my bonch has more hair than that guy’s sheard.”
“when i kissed her, she rejected me, stating simply that while real men can grow beards, i can not, for i am only sheard-capable.”
“hey, lee hursh: nice sheard, -ss hole!”
when a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her -ss and pulls out a smear of sh-t and then proceeds to draw a beard with the sh-t on a fellow person’s chin and or cheeks.
that biznatch gave me a sheard.
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