shearing the sheep
shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one’s wedding night. more common with fob indian and asian women.
what are you doing? i’m shearing the sheep, i’m getting married in 3 hours!
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shaving pubic hair/brazilian waxing. used predominantly by indian fobs.
“when you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you’re shearing the sheep the too. your husband doesn’t want to knit a sweater.”
the term used for shaving your loved ones back.
“hey jane what were doing last night?”
“oh just shearing the sheep, bobby really needed it!”
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