shed your morning tear for Nixon
the largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. this movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world…
man, did you just shed your morning tear for nixon, dude? it stinks in here.
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