Sheelue
a short, timid mammal of asian descent. usually found in the company of other oriental subjects, this creature loves to express it’s fantasies and problems to large audiences, especially those of domestic origin. attracted to more experienced male mammals, a sheelue will quickly fall head over heels for a male double her age. loving nothing more than to use blood as a lubricant, a sheelue will often engage in intercourse during it’s menstruation period.
allison: “sheelue is on her period.”
brian: “i’m bouts to smash those.”
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