sheentistically
sheentistically–(from charlie sheen and statistics) the increasing probability that a person is going to lose their job due to risky, stupid, crazy behavior.
guy to friend: dude, two hour lunches in a bar, coming in late in the morning, smoking a joint in the company parking lot and all this other sh-t is going to get you fired, for real. man, sheentistically speaking, you’re no more than a month away from losing your show.
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