Sheep’s foot
sheep’s foot is when a male wearing only black dress socks performs pelvic thrusts causing the p-n-s to slap up and down. this is done in an effort to entice a mate but typically produces the opposite effect.
last night while i was trying to pee, my husband gave me a sheep’s foot to the face. needless to say, he did not get -ss.
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