Sheetzfaced
1) somewhat similar to sh-tfaced, but with a degree of apparent euphoria and extreme style that is almost always lacking in the sh-tfaced individual. this must be accomplished flawlessly while still exhibiting such utter annihilation that the concsciousness of said individual makes a mockery of modern science.
prospective candidates must be:
-conscious long past the point they should have p-ssed out
-able to communicate only via “happy” and “sad” sounds, as well as some signals (such as making a blind reaches towards other peoples’ alcohol)
– possess nowhere near the ablity to sit without aid
-smile incessently–once they finally lose the ability to laugh
-retain enough of their game and god-given talent to smack the -ss of any girl who comes too close…but, you know..in a cl-ssy way.
2) behaving in a way even comparable to that of said namesake, sheetz, the night of august 9th, 2008.
examples:
you were so sheetzfaced you didn’t realize you were playing “faces”…with the gl-ss of water someone had urged you to drink.
i let sh-ggy hold onto him for 3 seconds, but he was so sheetzfaced he pretty much dived towards the ground. weird thing was, i think it made him even more happy…
he was clearly sheetzfaced, why would davey make him hold the sailor jerry while he went to get that airush tramp stamp? that seemed kinda irresponsible…
sure you were sheetzfaced, but you were still technically wearing shoes…
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