sheffield
g-d’s city, pure and simple
if g-d were to specify his birth place on his cv, he would say sheffield
the city of s-x & steel, the heart of the north, and the birthplace of football.
basically the greatest city in the world.
“hey, i’ve just been to sheffield, and it’s the sh-t!”
a city in south yorkshire, the first official football team was made there and its main industry was steel and a bit of coal mining, maggie closed them all down and it became quiet poor, it is now under bid redevelopments. it has a huge multicultural community and a m-ssive student population
southerner: that cities dirty
northerner:stfu you rich tax evading pr-ck.
united fan: sheff united ftw
wednesday fan: wednesday ftw
-big fight-
sheffield: big, better than leeds
leeds:big,better than sheffield
glasgow boys say this instead of blade (knife) big -ss butcher knife preferably so a sheffield is a knife
wheres the sheffield plug this f-nny, take his eye out
an out of work prost-tute, usually seen hanging around theme bars looking for desperate punters.
“that sheffield was so desperate for some action that she even went for old man keenan dressed in a hula skirt.”
a sh-tty little place outside rotherham,
can`t be missed because of the smell of pigsh-t and curry, if you stop at traffic lights you get your wheels nicked, if you ride a bike and signal to turn you get you watch nicked, if its night the only way to see people if they smile, and if god was born here….well musta dropped down the sh-tter
the best thing about sheffield is the road out, dunt go there ya will regret every second
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