shegulling
the female version of seagull which requires a male pre load before firing. the sheguller often uses high storey buildings and preys on p-ssers by below like a sniper. in comparison to the male version, accuracy is significantly inferior however if the target is h-t the consequence can be devastating.
the friends were having a great night out on the town until someone shouted look out, unfortunate reflexes made them look up. this proved to be a bad mistake as local sk-nk had randomly chosen them as her latest victim for her shegulling antics. the sh-ll shocked group had to call it a night as they resembled victims of a pancake batter factory explosion!
the female equivalent of the practice of seagulling. after a man has left a deposit of man fat inside the wizard’s sleeve, the lady scoops it out and throws it into someone’s face.
i ended up with a face like a plasterer’s radio after the missus was shegulling me with my own baby batter.
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