sheisse
this word, not the more known “shiza” is german for sh-t.
it’s not terribly strong, and one will often find little german children running around screaming scheisse! scheisse! more effective is:
“fick dich ins knie du arschloch”
or simply “fick dich”, meaning f-ck you
also spelled: scheiße
scheiße! i forgot my keys!
the german word for sh-t. not considered as bad as it is in the states, little kids will say it freely and never get in trouble. one of the most commonly heard words in the german language.
ich muss die fische ficken… ohhh sheisse!
(translation: i must f-ck the fish… ohhh sh-t!)
1) noun. americanized version of the german word scheiße (also: scheisse) meaning sh-t (respectively sh-te/shyte in the uk and ireland). slightly less offensive in german than “sh-t” in american english, though definitely not ok for children or polite conversation.
used as a plain noun or exclamation.
2) compound form: sheiss ___ (originally scheiß-/scheiss-)
used as part of an offense/pejorative term or just as an emphasis like “f-cking ___”. works with nouns and adjectives.
3) agent: sheisser (scheißer/scheisser)
used as a pejorative term for a person, comparable to “f-ckhead” or “d-mn jerk”.
4) adjective: sheisse (scheiße/scheisse; also: beschissen)
used to describe stuff that’s broken or just cr-p. much handier in english than in german where you have to decline basically everything.
5) verb: sheissen (scheißen/scheissen)
never used unless you are really desperate to appear cool.
1) this software is complete sheisse!
sheisse! i forgot my keys at home.
2) i’m already late and my sheiss car won’t work!
man, it’s so sheiss cold today!
3) i asked my best friend to look after my girlfriend while i’m abroad and this sheisser f-cked her almost the moment i was gone!
4) this tv-show is so sheisse i can’t take it anymore!
5) n/a
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