Shelbi
the coolest, funniest, s-xiest friend ever, with an awesome friend which is to cool to be revealed to the public. needs to come back so i can go buy her some ice cream
at dairy queen.
hey u no shelbi
yea that really kool girl
yea thats her alrite.=
a girl who is a very nice and outgoing person who can make anyone laugh. shelbi’s are always smiling, laughing, or being crazy. usually they’re hot blondes with nice b-tts. sometimes they’re dumb blondes, too.!! rarely they have green eyes and are tall for their age. & are a very beautiful human being..
you know that pretty girl shelbi?
yeah , the blonde one.
a cute drucken stupid funny little f-ck that loves skittles and loves hot kids named james.
shelbi is f-ckin wasted pasted out on the floor
hardcore sl-t.
ew, your ex girlfriend is such a shelbi.
loves jason castro, who is her long term, serious, true love boyfriend, likes purple, sparkles, and sour razzles.
will make cream of your face.
knocks lamps over repeatedly.
hates ugly, jiggly wh-r-s that let guys j-zz in their eyes and then try to demean other peoples lives.
quite enjoys a nice pair of slacks.
killed a guy with a trident once.
shoplifts frequently.
spends all free time on castrocopia.com
i heard that the girl that gets jason’s pantz all to herself is shelbi.
Read Also:
- the seaford beast
the seaford beast is the center of a popular urban legend in yorktown va. seaford, a large suburban area in york county which is mostly low lying marshland with neighborhoods in between is reportedly where the beast lives. it has been described as the size of a large dog but with many features that cannot […]
- The Sequel
a synonym for the new testament, which is the sequel to the old testament. wendy: have you read the old testament? jimmy: nah, but i did read the sequel which was mildly entertaining…
- TTWTCC
that’s the way the cookie crumbles i got a parking ticket while in court for my speeding ticket – oh well, ttwtcc.
- ttyirl
talk to ya in real life (irl) online dude 1: i’m getting offline line now. ttyl? online dude 2: same. ttyirl.
- the "Tinley Two Step"
when a drunk b-st-rd stumbles home from the bar after a f-cking awesome night of partying down with your homeboys in tinley park, il. “did you see bobby get outa the car? he tinley two step’d it all the way to the front door.” “yea, i’ll do the “tinley two step” all the way home, […]