Shelby Carscadden
someone who fantasizes about having hardcore, kinky, s&m, s-xual relations with mythical creatures, while defecating in public.
someone who has a morbid obsession with eating fetuses after molesting their weiners.
likes to m-st-rb-t- to pictures of r-t-rded cats.
whoa, that’s a total shelby carscadden.
stop being a f-cking shelby carscadden.
hey baby, wanna shelby carscadden with me tonight?
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