Sheldon
the jamaican word for p-n-s
my sheldon is big !
a guy who loves music, his family and friends his the one who makes you laugh,is crazy but in a good way. also good to go for advice but only when he’s serious about it. is well known for something, and not afraid to just do it, will do something when others dont or wont (dont care) thats just sheldon. most sheldons’ wear gl-sses or suppose to anyway, and is some what religious.
ask sheldon he will do it.
although pop culture, and the media have portrayed “sheldon” in a less than favorable light,(example when harry met sally)
a true sheldon is:
very fit, has an athletic build, will usually be the strongest male in the room. sheldons are very well endowed and are very generous attentive lovers, sheldons are considered the v-g-n- whisperer, because of their almost magical ability to intuitively know how the please any woman he is with.
sheldon knows right from wrong & will defend this regardless of the odds or outcome.
with no regard for his own safety or well being, sheldon was the only man to stand up to the mob of 37 men, who were now out of control, s-xually -ssaulting any women that got in their path.
i had always believed i was frigid, until sheldon made love to me, and i not only had my first -rg-sm, but also my 3,4,5, and 6th
thee most amazing guy you will ever talk to. knows what he want’s from life and gives really good advice. he’s always there for you, and knows how to make a girls heart melt. he’s sweet, sensitive, and very s-xy. i’d do anything for him and he’s my life. he completes me and i’ll love him forever and always .
check out how s-xy that guy is…his name must be sheldon 🙂
a tv character on the sitcom “the big bang theory”, or a perfect example of geeks/nerds can be hot…..
“do you think sheldon on bbt is hot?”
“yeah, i mean, didn’t you notice the bulge he has on the episode where he was stripped”
the best boyfriend you could ever have in your entire life. he is always loyal and it’s very hard to stop loving him. he doesn’t think very well of himself, but in reality, he is amazing. he treats his girl right and loves her with all his heart. he has a girlfriend that loves him very much. all in all, he is overall perfect.
amazing cute hot sheldon
a guy who is very sweet. he knows how to steal a girls heart. some sheldon’s are jerks but most are nice. he is s-xy and hard to not fall in love with.
he is so nice! his name must be sheldon!
>shelby
man..sheldon is sooo much more 1337 than shelby!
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