shelf-ride


finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.
ex1:
friend- “wow, dude thats the j-panese import of ff7, but you don’t read j-panese!”

dude- “i don’t need to read j-panese. i’m gonna shelf-ride the sh-t out of this thing!”

ex2:
son- “my dad’s got some stuff he’s been shelf riding since the 60’s”

ex3:
girl – “i gave you a gift, and you never use it!.”

guy – “what do you mean?. i shelf-ride it every day!.”

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