Shelfie
a picture or portrait of your bookshelf. showcasing literature in all it’s glory!
(this term was originally defined by author rick riordan).
not to be confused with selfie .
as you can see, everything in my shelfie is color coordinated.
the act of taking a selfie while taking a sh-t.
oh my god! that is a great shelfie, did you redecorate your bathroom?
a shelfie is a type of self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held smartphone and then uploaded to a social networking website, by scottish actor sean connery.
“micheline, check out thish shplendid shelfie i jusht took… d-mn that’sh an elegantly arched eyebrow.”
when a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.
this shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her
when a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.
this shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her
a photo taken to show off what is on someones shelf, usually to show off figures/statues or collectible memorabilia.
“here’s a shelfie, check out my 1/6th scale iron man figures”
the multiple selfies that one takes but doesn’t delete in case they decide it’s better than the selfie they posted
lady: what do you think of this pic?
joe z: it’s better than the other 8 shelfies on your phone
←
Read Also:
- Triple B
triple b stands for: big booty b-tch. there are only two requirements to be considered a triple b: to have a big booty and to be a b-tch. kim kardashian is such a b-tch, but d-mn she got a big booty, kim is a total triple b. “triple b” stands for b-n-r before the bell. […]
- tsariye
imagine this: the s-ssiest most bootylicious chick you haveever met. never seen the ghetto but accepts the ‘ghettolicious / ghetto queen’ t-tle with pride. her many different weaves are exotically mind blowing and everyone who has the pleasure to come across her feels as though g-d blessed them with the encounter. she is an innocent […]
- Turbo Mode
a mode in the opera browser which is supposed to help the browser work better on slower internet connections. strangely it accesses blocked websites when active so you can get on thepiratebay… if that’s what you want. firefox: i am the most efficient web browser! chrome: no you’re not, i am. firefox: then why do […]
- Tuscaloosa Two-fer
when you are having s-x with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch ‘bama play. last night me and savanah had a tuscaloosa two-fer. watching nick saban really gets me goin’. roll tide!
- twang and bang
the action of taking her bra and/or panties and using that to fashion a crude cross bow, then the male puts his d-ck into the makeshift cross bow and shoots into the v-g-n-. i didn’t get any deer from the hunt, so i decided to “tw-ng and bang” my girlfriend.