shellcock
shel-kok
1. an inability to attain or sustain an erection for the performance of a s-xual act caused by the viewing or experiencing of something grotesquely disturbing.
this was derived from the term “sh-ll shock” which was a term used to describe soldiers that were disoriented and unable to focus after returning from combat.
“i didn’t get laid last night because my boyfriend had sh-llc-ck from walking in on my grandma while she was giving herself an -n-l enema”.
someone who acts up but is too scared to do anything.
nick is the biggest sh-llc-ck for not cleaning his room.
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