Shelli
the most amazing human being ever. so sweet and kind. there’s no way anybody could hate her!
sh-lli orr.
a kick-ss girl that smokes sh-t, is f-cking funny, and loves to party. usually around a height of about 5′ tall, these chicks are usually really hardcore and have a pet unicorn that can sh-t rainbows.
bro 1: dude, she is such a sh-lli.
bro 2: i know, right?! it’s like she’s one of the guys.
bro 3: exactly…dude! she’s making out with the couch!
bro 1: aight imma be honest here, this is turning me on.
bro 2: your mom’s turning me on!
bro 3: …dude what the f-ck is wrong with you?!
the hottest, prettiest girl ever. has lots of friends, everyone loves her! tends to have boy toys
that girl is such a sh-lli! look at her with all of those boys, d-mn i wish i was a pretty as her.
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