shelobed
when one is so backed up with baby gravy and self expresses that they coc–n themselves upon release; and then has to ‘m-ffle’ cry for help that a friend/other has to excavate them from their self inflicted love bunker. this is the act of shelobing, past tense shelobed
1. “oh mate this weekend was spent mainly shelobing, i cant look dave in the eyes anymore”
2.”how was the tinder date, did you two get it on?”
“no, its been a while for so he just shelobed me…”
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