sheltered valley girl
girl from the conservative, white, upper-middle cl-ss areas of southern california who somehow has been kept out of the loop with how the world works, how other cultures operate in the world, and with most, if not all, current events. despite these depravities, this has fostered a soul with a lot of spirit and beautiful, bubblegum personality.
my girlfriend is such a sheltered valley girl, but my goodness if she ain’t the cutest girl in the world.
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