shelving
alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the -n-s
hey ben, i’m going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one
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inserting a foreign item into the r-ct-m.
usually in regards to recreational drugs.
a discreet and effective way of taking them.
“i haven’t got much left, so i guess i’ll shelve the rest”
“when it comes to taking drugs it’s all about shelving”
“he p-ssed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again.”
“urrrrgh, i definitly shelved too much mxe last night”
an australian colloquial term coined in wagga wagga, n.s.w defining a hand action produced when listening to heavy metal music, particularly during an epic guitar solo.
the shelving action references the putting of drugs in ones -n-s. it is performed by holding the palm of your hand upright, with fingers elongated and violently thrusting your arms back and forth.
contrary to popular thought the shelf is actually a sign of adoration for a band, and its use has subsequently spread across australia, and across genres.
chris was so into the metal music he couldn’t help himself. he raised his arms in the air and thrusted it back and forward violently. there was no metal horns to be seen though, all his fingers were stretched straight out.
“shelve it!” he yelled…
“whats that?” replied a fellow metal head.
“it shelving!” chris said enthusiastically.
soon everyone was shelving along to the bands.
the guitarist spurred on by the crowds response ripped out an amazing shred solo…
1. when a fat man is f-cking a skinny woman from the back but has to “shelf”(rest) his stomach on her -ss or lower back
2. when a pregnant woman has to rest her stomach on a table
example 1. tom: dang, sheryl must have serious back problems!
denise: why’s that tom?
tom: because sheryl gets shelfed by her fat -ss husband
more than a used book at a bookstore.
example 2. husband: hey honey, do you need to stop and rest for a bit?
pregnant wife: yeah let me shelf on this picnic table really quick.
(variations include: shelf , shelved, shelving)
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