Shemily Gumby
a somewhat unintelligent chinese cross breed, known to live in mountains and survive off bread crumbs tossed by tourists. originally thought to have started as the result of a sperm cell implantation in the majestic evil labs of dr. zerteg! here lies the clans only true means of reproduction. that of artifically implanting sperm cells in unattentive female byp-ssers. annually as part of a ritual, tribal members run into to town and steal notebook computers, often latter attempting to hack into labrotories of the united states government. in their spare time clan members enjoy playing rpgs such was worms armeggedon and runscape. this brings them great excitement and they sometimes even accidently -rg-sm over their computer keyboards.
“your so dumb, you look like a shemily gumby!”
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