Shenanigans
deception or tomfoolery on the part of carnival stand operators.
“officer barbrady, i call shenanigans!”
an official declaration made by patrons of an establishment who feel they have been cheated. once a charge of shenanigans has been accepted by an authority figure, said patrons are free to -ssault the owners of said establishment with brooms.
“man, this wow gm busted my -ss for duping items, and then i catch him hooking one of his friends up with free gold. i’m calling shenanigans!”
a restaurant preferred by officer rodney farva-. it is known for serving mozzarella sticks and having goofy sh-t on the walls.
-from the movie super troopers
captain o’hagan: i swear to g-d i’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says “shenanigans”.
mac: hey farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy sh-t on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
farva (from other room): you mean shenanigans?
rabbit: oooooooooooooo!
mac: -hands o’hagan the b-tt of his pistol-
n. informal
1.
a. a deceitful trick; an underhanded act.
b. remarks intended to deceive; deceit. often used in the plural.
2.
a. a playful or mischievous act; a prank.
b. mischief; prankishness. often used in the plural.
stop your shenanigans! retighten the lids on those salt and pepper shakers!
a form of calling somebodys lie, rather than saying “bullsh-t.”
jack: dude where were you yesterday?
tom: i was at a funeral in virginia all day man, im sorry i couldnt come over.
jack: i call shenanigans, i saw you walking down the sidewalk yesterday.
n. acts of misadventure or playful mischief. frequently involves lemmiwinks, 1 beer, and sharpies. may result in speeds in excess of 88mph and size 14s if a lamb’s pit is involved. note: dropping a deuce on someone’s porch is not to be -ssociated with shenanigans, but rather the filthy, dirty south.
brian shimek frequently time travels before, during, and after acts of shenanigans.
synonomous to bullsh-t (aka. shens)
i call shens!
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