shens
short for shenanigans, meaning “bullsh-t”. particularly popular on certain internet forums.
post: hey this is my girlfriend img of girl
reply: shens
a fat chinese kid that rolls to his cl-sses
“holy cr-p, shen is fat”
invented by the good folks at genmay.com
root word: shenanagens.
noob:dude! theres a girl sleeping in my bed!
me: i call shens!
an exhilirating remark most often used to describe a stinky chinese man (sometimes woman) commonly used in the north west america.
oh man, it’s shen! / oh dear… it’s shen! / oh my lord, it’s shen!
he’s asian, but not fat at all. he doesn’t roll to cl-ss, but instead rolls with the cool kids. he’s really insightful, a great friend, and gets a kick out of debating. he doesn’t know how to barbecue.
shen comes from texas but doesn’t know how to barbecue.
shenennagans…something that is hard to believe.
i don’t believe that you really borked my grandmother. it’s shens for sure. pure shens.
general shenanigans; the result of shenanigans and other shenanigan-like activites
charlie: i heard your mom found out about the teepeeing
mikey: yeah she was not ecstatic about those shens
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