sherk
when a male is jerking off while taking a sh-t, the two words are put together to make “sherk” which is very straight forward
dude 1: what took you so long in my bathroom
dude 2: i was sherking in there
dude 1: that’s f-cking gross
m-st-rb-t- jerk off dump sh-t
what i found on my illegal copy of the movie shrek 2.
tyler: can we watch shrek 2?
harold: don’t you mean sherk?
the act of sh-tting and jerking at the same time.
bob: “hey dude, i’m just going to have a quick sherk before we leave”
to shimmy the shoulders and twerk at the same time.
note: this takes an insane amount of coordination.
i can pay my head and rub my belly, so why can’t i sherk?
a nice way to call a chick that you’re friends with a b-tch…a “she-jerk” if you will
john: so i was trying to talk to kate the other day and she just totally blew me off…im like wtf seriously?
jordan: oh man i know what you mean, sounds like shes being a total sherk.
someone who cant dress and has been hit with the ugly stick too many times. they think their so s-xy but really they are not. other people can see it but they can not.
did you see that girl? omg she looking like sherk.
the act of twerking so hard that you sh-t yourself.
guuuuuurl, i was so faded. i didn’t go to the bathroom before twerking on the flo’. i ended up sherking all over them other hoes.
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