sherry gu
a super tall, hyper girl who’s literally a stick. also a model and actress. you don’t want to mess with a sherry gu. they’re the bad -sses and will leave you shocked, wondering what just happened. at a height of 5’9 or more and weighing no more than 105 pounds, the sherry gus dominate the runways at fashion shows and academy awards with their flat chests and super long, skinny legs.
guy: man, that sherry gu sure is s-xy!
friend: yeah, too bad she’s a 32aa and looks like a stick.
guy: yeah, but think about all the things you’re missing out on man. sherry gus’ are the best.
friend: yeah…maybe you’re right. wanna go hit her up?
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