shesus
top definition
a hottie that is interested in your vibe, but is also a happy clapper and wants you to be the same.
max was asked out on a date by a hot shesus. she wants him to go to the church picnic this weekend.
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female jesus. she + jesus = shesus.
wow, look! that girl is shesus!!
3
a female miracle worker, possibly the virgin mary.
mike eat 24 hot dogs at the hot dog eating contest. – holy shesus!
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