Shetland Pony
the act of having s-x with a little person from behind in the -n-s and pulling out with such force, she cr-ps the bed, much like a pony
dude, last night i picked up this midget and gave her the shetland pony. good thing it was her bed
when a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his p-n-s, making his p-n-s look like a shetland pony
hey girl, you wanna ride my shetland pony?
the smelliest f-cking horse on earth.
d-mn it robby! smells like a d-mn shetland pony in here! durrp!
the s-xual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform ‘doggie style’ s-x and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.
i told my girlfriend i was going to give her a shetland pony for her birthday and she got very excited.
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