Shettle
the act of taking a sh-t in a kettle at a house party
i went to this rusty c-nt bucket’s house party last week, and i did a shettle
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used by one who recently “claimed” a toilet as their own. commonly used by germaphobe-like people who hate having friends use their toilet. has similar attributes to that of the territory disputes of western settlers in the 1800s or that of a dog that isnt neutered and has to mark its territory every god d-mn place.
greg- “hey brah, i really gotta take a sh-t, this t-rd’s at the drive-thru window!”
charlie- “nah man, i already shettled it.”
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