Shexting
texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. sh-tting plus texting equals shexting.
robert got an important text while sh-tting, so was forced to use the shexting method
the act of taking a sh-t while texting with a mobile device.
i was shexting in the bathroom, that’s why i took so long…
texting while taking a sh-t.
texter 1: i’m bored, what are you doing?
texter 2: on the toilet..
texter 1: err, why?
texter 2: i love shexting.
texting while your in the bathroom.
i was updating my facebook at dropping a duece at the same time. sh-tting and texting+shexting.
texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a sh-t. could perhaps prolong a sh-t if there are many respondents. this will result in crusty -ss syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.
i was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me
i have had the squirts all day so i’ve just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends
the art of texting when sh-tting, also texting someone while they are shiitng when you are sh-tting
when i was on the toilet, i was shexting amber. she was also on the toilet and she was shexting me back.
the art of texting whilst taking a sh-t
shextee – the recipient of the sh-tty text.
shextor – the text sh-tter, loud and proud.
shextuplates – many friends shexting from various bogs around the globe.
tam : d-mn jimmy, you must have a chronic case of the gary glitters, that’s half a f-ckin hour you’ve been in the sh-tter?
jimmy : am just shexting tam, its all good.
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