Shexting the Mrs.
verb: ninja shexting.
the act of texting your girlfriend, wife, crush or regular slampiece while taking a sh-t when she is unaware of it. it is at this time when a man feels the stealthiness of a navy seal, ninja or batman.
johnny bro: “i was shexting the mrs. last night at work, b-tch was oblivious”
jimmy bro: “right on man”
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-bangs on bathroom stall-
johnny bro: “hurry up bro”
jimmy bro: “hold on bro, i’m ninja shexting right now”
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