shezreen
a three legged turtle that’s obsessed with eating lettuce and pie. she also likes eggplants. her elektronic super sonic face is off the charts. and she likes to eat cheese b-lls with her three arms.
ahhh what is that?
calm down it’s just a shezreen
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