shibbatical
a combination of the words “sh-t” and “sabbatical.” when you have to take a cr-p and you know it will take a while and you requires some form of entertainment while doing your business. when going “on shibbatical” one might take a laptop, telephone, book, homework -ssignment, magazine, gameboy, or perhaps a portable television.
“hey john o, where are you going with your laptop?”
“dude, i ate a sh-tload of taco bell earlier, i’m going on shibbatical.”
a glorious defecation. an enjoyable bowel movement which incorporates, at a minimum, the following characteristics: a relaxed moment, free of time pressures or interruptions; comfortable accommodations; smooth p-ssing; an easy wipe up; and most importantly – the moment const-tutes a break from a less enjoyable activity. extra credit: great view/reading material, at the workplace on over-time, escape from family turmoil, someone you love to share it with.
at first i was b-mmed to have to work that holiday, but then i took a shibbatical in the executive washroom while making time and a half!
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