Shid
shid: originallly an ancient j-panese word, difficult translation but basically means “panty stains in the underpants”. however the most important shid today is dr. toshi shid, a famous, experiental protologist, who lives in tokyo and travels with his wife mikina shid throughout the world, lecturing on “the shid factor” (why certain -n-l cavities clog and how to un-clog them with various colonics and enemas using sake). when one simply says shid within the academic centers of the world, it is clear: doc shid is arriving to clean out your bowels! mrs. shid is the daughter of toilet paper magnet ichiyanai blee, and owns 57% of the toilet paper profits in asia.
“did you say shid?” “f-ck yeh, he’s lecturing in cl-ss and giving private enemas in his hotel suite. i’m booked for sure”.
shid is the name. shid is the game.
i cannot get shid out of my panties after that last exciting football game. princess peussie said to wash it out with warm beer, but that made the shid marks even worse.
sticky sh-t that leaves skids in the bowl
aw man, why you go and shid up the bowl like that?
n. representing the fecal matter from the -n-s.
def 2. n.
disbelief.
marcus: “hey dog, i found a $100 on the ground..”
chris: “shid… yo -ss aint found no $100..”
you must be stupid if u think im doin that
clean up your room shid what i look like the maid
to try shrooms during your acid trip
yo ivan took some shrooms like fours hours after he took acid. he just did shids!!!
sh-tty -ss kids. i.e. children who are out of control, not cooperative, and experts at ruining your good time.
i can’t wait till these shids go to bed so we can have happy hour!
shakes head in disappoint
b-tch can’t take the hint… shid
that girl smoking some serious sh-t… shid
fool just ratted us out… shid
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