shield-broner
your best bud that willingly to hide your b-n-r in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the b-n-r. a true best friend.
a: here comes abby.
b: oh cr-p! i got a b-n-r, down boy down i say!
a: don’t worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
c: hey guys!
a and b: hey there abby!
b: that was close, thanks bro
a: don’t worry, we are shield-broner.
b: you over mine, i cover yours, shield-broners for life!
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