Shields Shuffle
the art of switching urinals mid flow. applying a stop/start system.
origins;
thee ryan shields made an emergency urinal shuffle owing to the danger of an over flow.
location of origin; harvester bar and restaurant, queensway , lytham st. anne’s-on-the-sea.
current record – 16 shuffles
“guys i just did my first shields shuffle”.
-everyone claps, cheers or sheds a tear.
some start to hit themselves with inflatable hammers.-
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