SHIF
so hard i farted
added to the ending of common acronyms
shine: holy sh-t is what you get when you have -n-l s-x w/ a priest
christi: lmao
b: rolf-shif
rofl-shif, rolling on the floor laughing – so hard i farted lmao-shif, laughing my -ss off – so hard i farted
a combination sh-t & fish smell that comes off a girls -ss when f-cking her doggy style. usually forces you to turn your head and hold your breath. sometimes pushing her b-tt cheeks together helps. if severe enough doggy style is not an option
i was about to f-ck her doggy style when i smelled shif.
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