shift cripple


term, which describes little 93′-kiddies, who don’t know when to hit the shift-b-tton on their keyboard. these kids mostly use abbreviations like ily and/or lysm.
kid writes on yahoo: “i love you so much!”
i reply: “you’s a shift cripple”

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