shiftlexia
an impairment of the ability to let go of the shift key on a standard keyboard. this condition can be acute or accidental.
acute shiftlexia examples:
“wtf! why can’t you just stop talking about how you feel?!? no one really cares about anything you have to say so just shut your mouth.”
accidental shiftlexia examples:
“you n))b” instead of “you n00b”
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