Shiftly Shit
when an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. in most situations a shiftly sh-t is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.
it was 2:30 and jane knew b-st-rd boss tom would be stopping by work at any moment. wanting to escape any possible conversation with tom the boss, jane planned her shiftly sh-t for the day.
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