Shifty Shellshock


the hot pec dude from the rap/rock group crazy town. his body rivals that of the studly hayato kanzaki, except shifty has two (2) nipple rings, some other piercings (i forgot where…) and a bunch of tattoos all over his torso.
both shawn and i want to marry shifty sh-llshock….she gets him monday, wednesday, and friday, while i have him tuesday, thursday, and sat-rday. sunday we will decide who gets him by either flipping a coin (winner= 2 out of 3)or playing a match of worms armageddon (winner = 2 rounds)
a bit of a w-lly really.
bit shifty…

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