Shiitake Mushroom

when you’re hitting a chick back door and you pull out a p–p d-ck. then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your p–p d-ck.
i remember this girlfriend from back in high school. i found out she was banging my dad, so i gave her the shiitake mushroomand dumped her!
when you accidently say the word “sh-t” in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!
-george drops his books-
george: “sh-t!”
teacher: “what did you just say young man?”
george: “you didn’t let me finish! i was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what i want for dinner!”
teacher: “really? me too.”

or…
-george drops his books-
george: “sh-t–ake mushrooms are yummy!”
a phrase made redundant because “shiitake” means mushroom in j-panese, there for it doesn’t mean “j-panese mushroom;” it actually translates into “mushroom mushroom.”
1: what does shiitake mushroom mean?
2: dude, it means “mushroom mushroom.”
1: no seriously, what the f-ck is shiitake??
2: just shut your -ss.
commonly used to avoid saying the word “sh-t,” the origins come from the children’s movie “spy kids,” where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word “sh-t,” but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say “talking mushrooms,” to create the illusion of saying “sh-talking mushrooms.” nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the j-panese word for mushroom.
shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in j-panese.

shh…talking mushrooms!
1. a type of mushroom, commonly used in asian cuisine espec.

2.a silly way to make someone think you’re going to say sh-t, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.

(emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)
me: ” that’s a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!”

9drags out the word by saying it like” shii…take mushrooms!”
that’s how sh-t goes.
guy #1: she broke up with me!
guy #2: shiitake mushrooms man…