Shimberries
little b-lls of sh-t that cling to the unshaven -n-l hair of a transvest-te
d-mn! i wish i could have seen the look on john’s face when he was getting head in his car from that hooker in the mini skirt. he looked in the p-ssenger side mirror up that jacked skirt and saw more shimberries than than even rupaul could grow on a six week safari!
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