Shimergency


an event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they’re ready or not.
person 1: “why did ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?”

person 2: “those street tacos he ate earlier in tijuana gave him a shimergency.”

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