Shimmeashammasheaux


cajun term. prank. the act of performing a bare–ss fart at or on someone’s face who is either unconscious (sleeping) or not paying attention. the significance of a shimmeashammasheaux versus a traditional bare–ss fart is that the originator unintentionally shats all over the victom’s face in an explosive and most commonly diarrhetic performance. this leaves the victim with a pursuant anger, and the originator performing a prank that has “gone all wrong.” normally extraordinarily entertaining to other parties involved, and a story the victim never lives down.
my friend p-ssed out last night and got shimmeashammasheaux’d all over his face. it was ridiculous!

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