Shine your Cadillac


trying to look like a bad -ss. using someone to raise your social status or money.
pepe: “man! why you let your girl shine your cadillac!?!?

beto: “why you say that?”

pepe: “cause last night when you went to that v.i.p. party and she didn’t pay any attention to you!”

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