shipdick


a person who owns a boat (larger that 35 feet in length) and is a complete -sshole about it.
“my 46 foot vessel is unlike any other. my sh-t dont stink and i live the yatch life f-ggot. if you dont own a boat thats at least 35 feet, then you my sir are a piece of arrant feces”
“you, my sir, are a shipd-ck”

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